A man and a woman on the market, 2007
Name: Clay Wyatt
Age: 22
Major: Finance
Hometown: Franklin, N.C.
Favorite downtown hangout: Allgood
Biggest turn on: Long, dark legs
Biggest turn off: Lack of motivation toward physical fitness
If I was stranded on a desert island, I would bring: Hair gel, running shoes and the girl at Ramsey with the nose ring.
Why I Signed Up to be Man on the Market:
First and foremost, I’m tired of people questioning my sexuality. I’ve got hot girls wondering and way too many guys hoping – we can’t have that.
Second, I love David Burch.
Third, my goals for this experience are as follows: five dates, five amusing articles, 5,000 freshmen in love with me.
Fourth, I can’t decide which is better for my self esteem – looking at myself in the mirror, or opening up the school newspaper and seeing me, staring right back at me.
Finally, all kidding aside, chicks dig reality stars.
Name: Haley Gardner
Age: 21
Major: Advertising
Hometown: Roswell, Ga.
Favorite downtown hangout: The Winery or City Bar
Biggest Turn on: A man who can cook.
Biggest Turn off: Gelled hair (sorry Clay).
If I was stranded on a desert island, I would bring: Chewing gum, Brad Pitt and Conan O’Brien. One to look at and one to laugh at.
Why I am the best date in Athens:
First of all, I excel in awkward situations, and what date isn’t full of awkward pauses and boring questions?
Second, I like to have fun. Whether the date entails eating a fancy dinner, going to a keg party or watching TV, I will probably have fun doing all three – assuming my company doesn’t suck.
Third, I can hang with the guys. Growing up with two brothers has taught me how to take a punch. You won’t have to hold your tongue around me.
I would say all in all, I am a pretty good person to hang out with.




